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This “forest gump” table set proves that much like life, salt and pepper shakers are also like a box of chocolates. One minute you’re blissfully unaware that two thermoplastic resin trees and a boar filled with toothpicks even existed. Then you spot this product, and all of a sudden you’re filled with an unquenchable desire to turn your dinner table into a functional wildlife diorama, and your wallet instantly becomes $53 lighter…That’s how they getcha.
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Show that steak you mean BBQ business with these salt and pepper shakers modeled after the legendary M1911 handgun.
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So, what we have here is a pair of earthenware salt and pepper shakers depicting female figures in a Victorian-style dress with televisions for heads. I’m sure it has some hidden meaning, but I’ll be dammed if I know what it is.
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These salt and pepper shakers have bottoms which are slightly heavier than their tops, allowing for unique moving abilities, or “dancing”. However, without a video on hand, it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what that dancing looks like. So, going strictly by the hand positions, I’ll guess that they move like they’re either drunk, doing the jiggling belly fat dance or walking a tightrope during an earthquake. Swish!
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There is a long-winded and artsy story behind the Banana Bros on the product page, but when you get right down to it we are talking about to cute salt and pepper-filled monkeys riding in a banana kayak. Makes total sense doesn’t it?
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Passing the salt was never easier now that your seasonings have their own two-seater vehicle. Hint: Draw little helmets on the top of the shakers and flames on the buggy to enhance the illusion.
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What better way to season poultry than with spices from a hallowed out bird foot? Relax, no birds were harmed making these salt and pepper shakers. It’s actually made of porcelain. On the other hand, that juicy piece of meat you are enjoying for dinner didn’t fair too well.
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Mmmm…wow. This burger has an interesting flavor. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but I know that I’ve tasted it before. Where was that? Oh yeah, it was at this seedy truck stop. I kept sending my burger back and yelling at the cook to get it right. He was pretty pissed, but he finally got it together. It tasted a lot like this. Not sure what he did to it though.
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You are bound to attract ants when eating outdoors, so you may as well bring your own. The two ants pictured are salt and pepper shakers. While it may be a little tough to tell the two apart, maybe these two behemoths can act as a deterrent for all those smaller ants that want to invade your picnic. I am sure that ants can use their higher brain functions to figure out that the bigger ants won’t be happy about sharing their meal.
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I can’t tell if this is based on a mortar and pestle or test tube and beaker. People visiting your house won’t know what to think either when they see these salt and pepper shakers on your table. The possibilities will run through their head, the thoughts getting worse as they go along. Chemistry as a hobby, pharmacist bringing their work home or meth lab owner. Whatever. As long as they are not calling the cops having these cool shakers on my table is worth the bad rep.
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