salvation

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If you are worried that your sinful lifestyle will end up biting you in the ass in the afterlife, a gag site is selling travel packages to heaven with a 100% money back guarantee. Choose from an Essential travel kit that features the basics for one person to attain eternal salvation. Or, for a few bucks more, you can get an All Access Travel Kit —an exclusive package that will get you into heaven and grant you access to areas reserved for VIPs. The packages includes tickets, certificates of reservation, id cards, and informational guides. Group discounts are available for parties of 5 —so save the whole family! More info after the break…

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If you are having a crisis of faith, you can try prayer, confession or whatever else makes you feel better. But if you want the quick and easy way, try a quick squirt of Believe in God Breath Spray. Not only will your co-workers appreciate your minty breath, but you will enjoy eternal salvation as well. Check out the back of the label after the break for some more humor.

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