This may be the action figure you never knew you wanted. Samurai Pizza Cats aired from 1990-1991, and now you can finally get a 5 inch, fully articulated action figure of Speedy. He comes with weapons and a stand for them. The collectible should be available in the spring so keep your eyes peeled for pre-order dates!
(Tomopop via Topless Robot)
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This samurai girl will slice you in half 10 times before you hit the ground, and then she will giggle like a schoolgirl over your mutilated corpse.
Check out the video after the break.
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If this video teaches us anything, it’s that if you are are planning to fill a pool full of gold, it’s probably best to protect yourself from Lego ninja attacks.
It also features the most bizarre accents I have ever heard in voice acting. Like a giant verbal soup made from Mayor Quimby, Elvis, Foghorn Leghorn, the Beatles and God knows what else.
Check it out after the break.
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This is a stage performance featuring actor Taichi Saotome sword fighting with his own shadow. I guess it was tired of following him around.
Check out the awesome choreography and special effects after the break.
The guys that brought you Roast My Weenie and the Weenie Wing Commander are back with the Samurai Roaster. The samurai this grilling tool was modeled after was a fearsome ancient warrior. As skilled with his shaft as he was with a blade, the legend of his sexual prowess was known across the land. Unfortunately, he met a tragic end when, during battle, he accidentally stepped on his manhood—falling onto his own sai. You honor his memory every time you skewer a hot dog on his member and cook it over a grill.
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I don’t know what is so special about this lamp, but it looks as though this Samurai will stop at nothing to protect it. And the only solution for failure is ritualistic suicide (or seppuku).
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