sandwich

Click To Enlarge

The UK’s Tesco chain of supermarkets is launching a sandwich that takes the Double Downs, Foot Long Cheesburgers and BurgerMelts of the world head-on. That’s right, a fat-tasticly nerdalicious lasagna sandwich.

Read more on That’s Nerdalicious

Puzzles have branched out from their familiar role as nursing home pastime to provide frustrating entertainment in a variety of new formats that will keep you from eating, saving money or wiping your rear. Check out these 10 examples to discover their full range.

[click to continue…]

CakewichIt always sucks when you think you’re about to enjoy a swig of Mountain Dew and you accidentally reach for a can of chicken stock instead. You get your brain and taste buds all prepared and you get that “Hell yeah” pre-taste going, and instead of Dewey goodness you get an uninvited guest who crashes the party in your mouth. This cakewich baking pan will create those moments.

Product Page: (TBA)

plush doner kebabsBefore you can savor Kebab deliciousness, you need to practice your pita handling skills so the food ends up in your mouth rather than on the floor. That’s where the plush Doner Kebab comes in. The two main rules while handling this training device are: Don’t eat it, and use your hands to keep the food inside the pita. The magnetic one won’t be there when you transfer to the real thing.

Product Page: ($16)

p_b_and_j_soap

PB and J makes a great lunch and it makes a great soap as well. This handmade beauty will look so good you will have to make yourself a sandwich as soon as you finish rinsing. This soap has the crusts cut off as an unexpected bonus.

Product Page ($11)

made-for-each-other-pillows

If your man notices dinner more than you, it’s time to dispense with the lingerie and silk sheets and use food to get that bastard’s attention. How about picking up these  ”made for each other” pillows made from Eco-Felt and becoming sex meat in a giant PB&J sandwich?

Product Page: ($55)

sandwich-sponge

Clean yourself with a sponge that reminds you of the yummy BLT waiting for you when you get out of the shower. Worst case you can whip up a PB&J if you are too lazy to cook bacon. But it all starts with the bread.

Product Page ($10)

pbjornament.jpg

I hate to be talking about Christmas before the malls have even started advertising for it, but you may want to be getting this ornament before they are out of stock. I consider a good Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich a staple of life, and if anything deserves a place on my Christmas tree, this certainly qualifies.

Product Page ($6.99)