Good news! The South Koreans aren’t the only ones who will be slapping their sausage all over the iPhone. A version of the bizarre sausage stylus that was floating around the internet last month has arrived in the US for only 99 cents. I wouldn’t go eating it when you get hungry though. The product page notes that it is “not for consumption”—and if there is one thing you don’t want to stick in your mouth, it’s strange sausage.
Sure, you could just get one of the many gloves on the market designed for use with the iPhone touchscreen, but you wouldn’t have all the sausage-soaked innuendo with that now would you?
Product Page ($.99 via OhGizmo)
Because “football” is synonymous with “good eatin”, it was only a matter of time before the world would receive a pigskin made from salami. No doubt this will give birth to a whole new sport called “Salamiball”, which will be played mercilessly within a chain of full-contact delis.
Product Page: ($26.95 via Gearfuse via The Green Head)
These plastic sausage link magnets will work their magic by displaying your fridge-worthy items as either a wiener chain or individual links. However, bear in mind that if you own a dog, you may be inadvertently targeting all of your fridgeables for destruction.
Product Page: ($15)
Canned meat seems to be one of those things that you either love or totally despise. These Bubble Gum Cocktail Wienies make you look like you are eating canned meat while slyly chewing gum. I hope they have a little bit of a vinegar taste to truly give you the experience.
Product Page ($4.95)
