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I’ve seen kitchen scales with clock functions before, but none were as elegant as this wall-mountable version. When you have flour, meat or weed to measure out, just take it off the wall and lay it flat on the counter. Measures in both grams and ounces.
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If you’re a dieting sadist who likes to torture yourself with images of tempting food while you simultaneously learn that all your dieting and sacrifice actually bought you some weight, say hello to these “art de toilette” bathroom scales. You can mock yourself by standing on the “stuffed again” model which features a plate which has been scraped clean, or you can play dumb with the “ignorance is bliss” scale. Either way, this will still be the most hated piece of technology in your house.
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Measure yourself against the best of all time, both real and imagined. This will measure you in against “an amazing scale of mythical creatures, household ephemera, birds, beasts and iconic objects.” So whether you want to see if you are above a yeti, a baby giraffe, Einstein or a blue whale’s heart, this chart will give you a ton of items to check out. Believe me, trying to beat the longest mustache is not as easy as you may think.
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A great gift for the pregnant woman, it measures your weight by showing expanding waistline pictures spaced at 20 pound intervals. It is probably an even better gift for the beer drinking aficionado whose belly is likely expanding at least as fast as the pregnant lady. If my math is correct, this scale would show her going from 120 to 200 pounds in the course of her pregnancy. I am no doctor, but that seems just a little bit high to me.
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