R/C Dead Fred Zombie Chaser: The $2650 Price Tag is The Really Scary Part
We have come across remote controlled zombies before, but I think you will agree that the 4-foot long Dead Fred version is just a little more elaborate. It runs on four DC motors powered by two 12-volt batteries and it can groan, scream and talk in digital sound via an onboard amp and speaker. Plus, [...]
“Merciless” the Gargoyle Light Brings a Subtle Charm to Any Room
The thing I like best about the “Merciless” Gargoyle Wall Sculpture is that it is subtle. Something than can blend in easily with the rest of your normal, everyday, non-gothic castle decor.
Seriously though, this amazingly detailed sculpture is the work of artist Gary Chang and accepts a standard 40-watt bulb.
Product Page ($98.95—available 8/1/08)
Musical Grim Reaper Dog Toy is Huggable, Squeezable Doom
This plush Grim Reaper stands at 9″ tall and plays spooky music when squeezed. Careful though—nibbling on Death all the time may convert your once docile dog to the dark side.
Product Page ($8.99)
Insane Wrist Knives are Scary Cheap
I don’t know what scares me more—the fact that knives like these exist or the fact that they are cheap enough for just about any lunatic to purchase. At under $40, we can only hope that the blades go dull super fast. Additional versions available after the break.
Mathmos Revolution: The Dead Rise From the Grave to Haunt Your Candle Holder
When two tea lights in the center of the Mathmos candle are lit, the heat energy produced by the flame rises to the top and spins small, angled blades. The blades are connected to a series of skeletal horsemen cutouts that move without being touched—creeping out all who gaze upon it.
Product Page ($76—in stock starting [...]
The World’s Most Hideous Doll Lives Up To It’s Name
This two-headed freak baby is hideous but you can’t look away! Good luck getting to sleep tonight.
Product Page ($19.99)
Jumping Man Scale: Because You’re Fat and You Have Nothing to Live For
The Jumping Man Scale features a graphic that gives you the impression that you are standing on the edge of a tall building. Seems fitting when you think about it. For many of us, stepping on to a scale is like stepping off the edge of a cliff anyway.
Product Page (£34.99 or $62.98)
Crusty Underwear: Home Delivered For Your Convenience
According to the product website, if you pony up £8.95 ($18.63), they will send a recipient of your choosing “the dirtiest, smelliest, crusty y-fronts we have in stock; full with a delightful aroma.”
Imagine getting paid to box up a bunch of skid mark ridden tighty-whities to send to some poor bastard as a gag [...]
The Crapper: Most Disturbing Halloween Prop Ever
Even I have to pat myself on the back when I find a gem like this. The Crapper is everything Nerd Approved is about —novelty, electronics, humor, and poop. Using the included controller, you can command the skeleton to motion both arms and blurt out a message of your choice through his chattering jaws. [...]
Honda Dashboard Style Clock
Is that a dashboard on your bedside table? Looking like a speedometer, tachometer and maybe an oil gauge, you can add a little bit of an automotive flair. Be aware, though, that waking up and seeing a dashboard in front of you could scare the hell out of you every morning.
Product Page ($37.95)
