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Little did we know that before Luke went into battle against the Dark Side, he booked some alone time behind a waterfall where he sliced a sliver of Star Wars soap with his lightsaber and inhaled Scented Mandarin Sandalwood blessed by Yoda for extra Force. Now you can commemorate that sacred moment with made to order Star Wars soap blended for abundant lather which can harness “The Force” to overcome B.O.

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horrorshow soapThere’s finally some common ground for horror movie aficionados and D&D fans. What’s going to bring them together?… Hand soap. These 3.5” x 2” x 1”  “Dragon’s Blood” scented soaps glow in the dark and are customizable, just in case you don’t want to wash your hands with a still of Eric Northman.

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This Chocolate Cigarette Case will provide crush protection for you cigarettes as well as hide your nasty smoking habit from those who disapprove. It also offers a sweet chocolate scent. I have no idea why I would want to sniff anything that just came out of somebody’s pocket, I guess every additional feature you can add to a product is another potential sale.

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Get Bacon Clean

by Jonathan Fallon on February 12, 2009

in Household

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Before you ask, no, bacon soap isn’t scented like your favorite fatty killer, which is great if you’re washing your hands before eating something like cherries or citrus fruit. But if you’re about to get your mouth washed out with it, you’ll have to make due with subtle honey and vanilla aromas… no consolation there.

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This may not be a lesson you want to teach your kids, but making mistakes is a lot more fun if you are using these erasers. Each eraser is stored in a drink box. They have Grape, Strawberry, Milk, Chocolate and Mixed Fruit Juiceboxes. The eraser in each has a scent to match. About the only way this could be any better was if they were edible.

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