
This Chocolate Cigarette Case will provide crush protection for you cigarettes as well as hide your nasty smoking habit from those who disapprove. It also offers a sweet chocolate scent. I have no idea why I would want to sniff anything that just came out of somebody’s pocket, I guess every additional feature you can add to a product is another potential sale.
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Before you ask, no, bacon soap isn’t scented like your favorite fatty killer, which is great if you’re washing your hands before eating something like cherries or citrus fruit. But if you’re about to get your mouth washed out with it, you’ll have to make due with subtle honey and vanilla aromas… no consolation there.
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This may not be a lesson you want to teach your kids, but making mistakes is a lot more fun if you are using these erasers. Each eraser is stored in a drink box. They have Grape, Strawberry, Milk, Chocolate and Mixed Fruit Juiceboxes. The eraser in each has a scent to match. About the only way this could be any better was if they were edible.
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