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You make your dog learn tricks, so you really need to get your fish to amuse you as well. Normally they are just left alone, but with this Fish School Training Kit you can have that little guy doing all sorts of fun tricks. Watching him play catch, football and basketball will do the trick for a while. But for maximum fun you really have to get him to limbo. There is nothing that would be more amusing than putting on some good old limbo music and watching him go as low as he can. While it will amuse you and your friends, I cannot say with any certainty how the fish feels about it.

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animal_shredders

It’s never to early to start learning the value of shredding incriminating evidence sensitive information. That’s why these Mini Animal Paper Shredders are perfect for kids. When a teacher asks to see the note they were passing, a few hand cranks will prevent her from ever knowing that the class thinks she is a bitch. Plus, it doubles as a pencil sharpener.

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