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Another fine sculpture by Fred Conlon, this one will get your artwork off the ground and into the air. Each critter’s parachute has a hook on it for proper hanging. A few of these hung around your patio at differing heights will make it look like there is an invasion going on. And you know you wouldn’t want to run into one of these sharp toothed critters in battle.
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To the wealthy and refined, this is unique lighting on the cutting edge of functional contemporary art, and well worth the $4,320 price tag. To everyone else, it’s an image of what you’d get if a caterpillar had sex with a zipper in a pile of nuclear waste. This is how comic book characters are born, people.
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In an undersea world, Dr. Strangelove would have been less about bombs and more about how I learned to stop worrying and love the trout.
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Here’s something you probably never thought you’d say: “I spent $98 on a glazed sculpture of a frog regurgitating a man’s head”. Thank you, weird contemporary art!
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Nothing says “screw the poor” more than dropping $18,000 on a dog sculpted entirely from crayons. But if you’ve got the money to burn, this puppy promises years of inanimate companionship, dust collection and waxy scents.
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Hang one of these Climbing Men and it will give any room you choose the look of a popular mountain for climbing. Get a whole group of them and it will look a lot more like a special forces raid. They should appeal to most men, it is very similar to the GI Joe’s we played with as kids.
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That’s My Face specializes in transforming photographs of an individual into 3D resin or 3D laser-etched sculptures. They can even create versions with your face aged by 10, 20, and 40 years. I know what you are thinking…”I’ve found my Mother’s Day gift!”
Product Page: Resin ($49 and up) Glass ($29 and up) via Archie McPhee
If you’re proud of your caffeine or alcohol consumption, you may want to consider an overpriced piece of home décor like these marble can sculptures that will tell the world just how much your vice means to you. Each one measures 4.75 high, x 2.5 wide, has a small storage space inside, and is hand carved from white marble. But at $100 each, they may be an artistic luxury enjoyed strictly by well-to-do addicts.
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Perhaps it is time you were treated like the gadget god you are with the ‘Offering’ wall sculpture. It can hold anything from bath towels and soap to iPods and remotes.
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Comin’ atcha from beyond the grave and weighing in at a husky 29 pounds is the Champion Boxer Skeleton Figurine. This 8 ¼” tall skeleton is captured posing in victory after taking the super, super flyweight, or Mary-Kate Olsen class championship. Crafted from cold cast resin and hand painted, this figurine will certainly be a bizarre, meaningless addition to any home or office.
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