Sit on a Bear or Cow Face: Succumb to the Fantasy

Sitting on a bear or cow face? It’s not some sort of extreme bestiality—it is a thoroughly stupid way to cover and protect your bicycle seat.
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Oval Office Toilet Seat Cover

Not happy with the current direction the country is taking? Get yourself the Oval Office Toilet Seat Cover and put yourself in charge. A great place to take care of business. And you have to figure your output won’t be much different than the real Oval Office’s these days.
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