From CubicleBot… Contour Aerospace and Factorydesign unveiled their “Not For Wimps” airline seat, designed specifically for in-flight gaming, at the Aircraft Interiors Expo at the Hamburg Messe in Germany this week. The seat boasts “speakers integrated into the top edges of the seat, the ability to create a bubble of active noise cancellation around the gamer and a large monitor suspended in front of each seat by a Kevlar-coated carbon fiber arm.”
The design is still in the concept stage, and there doesn’t seem to be any information regarding which airlines may be interested in installing the seat, but surely gamers will be pushing for them if they become a reality.
(via Kotaku)
Strap yourself in and feel the G’s that come from playing video games, eating and channel surfing in Alexander Christoff’s Formula One chair. The seat is made from molded fiberglass and features chrome legs and an upholstered adjustable headrest to create the ultimate F1/seat hybrid. However, at this point the chair is only a concept, so for the time being you’ll have to put your dreams of racing the Grand Prix to obesity on hold.
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There are very few comforts in this world that are as nice as a heated seat. Sit this Doggie Cushion onto the seat of your choice, plug him into a USB port and place your butt on his face. It is too bad that your comfort comes at the expense of the poor doggie, but he isn’t man’s best friend because he shies away from any way to make us happy.
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Yes, that glorious Christmas vacation is coming soon, and for those who don’t work an office job, that means you’ll finally be able to use one of these bizarre contraptions for ass resting. Every year when you pull these ornaments out of their 11 month slumber, you’ll feel the excitement of knowing that sittin’ time is near. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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No longer will you need to be incredibly high to ride a miniature white elephant or merely have one glowing in the corner of your bedroom. Someone has turned your acid trip into a tangible product with this 27.5″ x 9.8″ x 22.8″ molded elephant which is offered as either a decorative lamp or a place to rest your ass with a 20.5″ tall seat. So now you can kick the drugs and finally know what it’s like to take a urine test without fear.
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A toilet is just not an appealing object to have to look at day in and day out. This toilet sticker will add just a touch of interest to an otherwise bland experience. Staring into an endless tunnel every time you head to the bathroom will be a touch of help in getting things started at those difficult times. Plus, it is very female friendly since the men will want to take another look at the picture every time they are in there which forces them to put that seat down.
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A place to sit while trying to relieve yourself outdoors may not solve every problem with emergency toiletry, but it is a start. This makes me want to put a hitch on my car even though I have absolutely nothing to tow. The camouflage covering will keep it well hidden when not in use.
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