No longer will you need to be incredibly high to ride a miniature white elephant or merely have one glowing in the corner of your bedroom. Someone has turned your acid trip into a tangible product with this 27.5″ x 9.8″ x 22.8″ molded elephant which is offered as either a decorative lamp or a place to rest your ass with a 20.5″ tall seat. So now you can kick the drugs and finally know what it’s like to take a urine test without fear.
Product Page: (€104 or about $130, add about $44 extra for light version)
A toilet is just not an appealing object to have to look at day in and day out. This toilet sticker will add just a touch of interest to an otherwise bland experience. Staring into an endless tunnel every time you head to the bathroom will be a touch of help in getting things started at those difficult times. Plus, it is very female friendly since the men will want to take another look at the picture every time they are in there which forces them to put that seat down.
Product Page (€15, about $21)
A place to sit while trying to relieve yourself outdoors may not solve every problem with emergency toiletry, but it is a start. This makes me want to put a hitch on my car even though I have absolutely nothing to tow. The camouflage covering will keep it well hidden when not in use.
Product Page ($39.99)
