Anti Masturbatory Gum: Save The Kittens People!

Dammit - If that’s true I have killed a lot of kittens.
This comical anti-masturbatory gum comes in three different fruit flavored styles: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills A Kitten, I Love My Penis, and Handz Off.
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