After Dinner Nipples
After a hard day of work and a fine meal, what better way to unwind than to pop a nipple into your mouth. Chocolaty goodness with a mint fondant center. Makes the gourmet meal the second best thing you are getting that night.
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Viag-Ring
Men always check for a woman’s availability by checking the ring finger. With the Viag-Ring the ladies’ can now check for whether the men will be ready when the time comes. How else can the ladies’ be sure to avoid a late night let down?
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Macho Man - The Dirty Uncle
You may not have fond memories if you had a creepy uncle like this. But did your uncle sing macho man and having so many moving parts? Hopefully not, but this guy would be a great little bachelorette gift.
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Booby Match Game
A game meant for the perverted, Booby Match gives them a chance to stare at breasts. Not only do they get to, it is the one place where their inability to be inconspicuous is actually an asset. And no need to be sexist, this game can be played by men and women alike.
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Men’s Primal Instinct Unscented
While I understand the idea of wearing pheromones to attract the opposite sex, I am not quite sure if this product is what will do it for you. Does it make any sense to purchase an unscented pheromone? Isn’t that a contradiction? The women are just going to react to the androstenone it contains?
It may [...]
Kama Sutra Dice
You can call this set of dice unusually shaped. Rolling them is not quite an accurate term, throwing would suitable. The dice come with instructions for three different games, but it would seem the end result of any of them would be the same. Plus, how many throws do you really think you can complete [...]
Home Porn Kit
Making your own adult home videos can be pretty amateurish. Get yourself a little professional help with the Home Porn Kit. From the Sexy Boa and “ACTION!” Clapper Board to the required porn actor moustache, your movies will be more professional the minute you get this. I would say the script sheets are optional, just [...]
Flavored Body Whipped Cream
Watermelon, Strawberry and Cherry.. Excellent flavors for whipped cream. Not sure how they would taste on top of my chocolate ice cream.
But I do get the distinct impression that is not what these are meant for. And in that case I find them much more appealing. All you need is this set of 3 cans [...]
Naughty Christmas Kit
Ah yes, Christmas. Santa Claus, kids, happiness and.. fuzzy handcuffs. Nothing like a whole Naughty Santa kit to bring you good cheer through the holidays. Nothing says I love you like temporary tattoos and peppermint scented massage oil.
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Bad Taste Bears - Cocktail Party Mixers - Brandy & Sugar
Stuffed bears are usually associated with childhood. Not so much with these guys. These are obviously bears that are a little beyond the childhood stage, as well as into some rather interesting positions. I do have to give the male bear a break here though, with that hat it must be his birthday.
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