When it comes to portable games, you have probably moved on to the ultra-thin smartphone, which provides more stimulation than those bulky cartridge loaders used to.
But there is something to be said for the work of graphic artist Ben Marsh. His Game Boy condom system combines several different styles in one. If you are man enough, try on a Donkey Shlong. The Long End of Zelda is ribbed for her pleasure and the classic Dong will really heat things up in the bedroom.
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Bask in the serene blue glow of this desktop USB-powered boob. Is it cold in here? No, the nipple is erect because it doubles as an on/off switch. Haha…disturbing.
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It’s the ultimate evolution of the anime boob mousepad (or de-evolution, depending on how you look at it). Not only does it function as a wrist rest, it also features a detachable top that can be used for screen cleaning.
Needless to say, this is probably not the kind of thing you want to bring to work—unless you happen to work in a Japanese factory that makes boob mousepads.
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The Pole Dancing Alarm Clock represents the third installment of a six part review series focused on prizes you can win in our Nerdy Mega Prize Pack giveaway from Stupid.com. And yes Twitter followers, it was like waking up at Charlie Sheen’s house. Only he would have had like, elf strippers. Which could happen, because at Charlie’s you probably got really messed up the night before. Who knows what hallucinations you might have.
The design of the Sexy Hotness sleeping bag is similar to the famous Selk bag with a few major exceptions—there are sex zippers on both sides so other Sexy bags can be attached for a seriously sexy time in the woods. The bag also has extra girth so as not to restrict your sexy movements. Sex.
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Ever hear that perverted version of the song Row, Row, Row Your Boat? Well, the idea has been borrowed to make some truly bizarre pillows.
Speaking of pillows, check out the Arm Sleeper Pillow and the Post My Pillow. Pillows have been a hot topic this week for some reason.
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Why would you want a creepy doll that’s “haunted” by a 15-year old prostitute from 1769? Supposedly, it makes lewd comments, strikes provocative poses, often reeks of cheap whiskey and sex and tries to stick things in your holes while you sleep. In other words, it’s everything you have ever wanted.
Therefore, it’s not surprising to find that this version appears to have sold. However, the eBay seller does have other dolls with sick and twisted backstories up for bids if you are interested.
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What could be more erotic or more street than cross stitching? Because when you think kama sutra and graffiti tagging, the first thing that comes to mind is Grandma right?
Whether you have cross stitching skills or not, these kits will help you put together a tapestry suitable for framing.
Product Page: Kama Sutra and Graffiti (£10 or $15/arriving in May)
If someone were to stick a USB device into your computer that can automatically detect pornographic images, what would they find? Apparently, Paraben’s thumb drive can do just that.
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