Lusha the Crusher
She’s big, she’s horny and she will rock your world. Just clap your hands and watch the bed vibrate and wobble as Lusha goes to town on this poor guy. You can see that this guy has enough strain on him to wrinkle all his skin up. But honestly, he doesn’t look like he is [...]
Happy Dreaming Pillowcase
Nothing can make for a good nights sleep like some happy dreams. What you really need is a little reminder of what it is that makes you happy as you get ready to sleep. This pillow not only shows you the proper positioning of the head, but also four of the top dream subjects: women, [...]
Lose Your Virginity Kit Featuring “Heroes of Intercourse”
For many nerds, virginity is a pesky nuisance that is hard to shake. Not to worry though, this First Timer’s Kit will help you or a friend finally seal the deal with an informative textbook, kama sutra flash cards, an official diploma and 10 heroes of intercourse cards (featuring John Kennedy, Dr. Ruth, William Shatner [...]
Girl vs. Girl Wrestling Mouse Pad: Is This Hot?
We all know girl vs. girl wrestling is hot, but hockey, karate and fencing? Either way, this mousepad is available for any nerd that enjoys confusingly sexy girl on girl action.
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Mermaid End Table is Tacky, Weird…Arousing
We have seen dragon end tables and skeleton end tables, but nothing quite compares to this mermaid end table and its special blend of weirdness and confusing sexuality. Is it wrong to be attracted to an inanimate mythical creature? Yes, yes it is. We already learned that the hard way (NSFW link).
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Erotic Chess Set Is Intellectual Foreplay (NSFW)
Nothing would get an intellectual woman hotter than challenging her to a game of Erotic Chess. It’s dirty, yet sophisticated—like an orgy breaking out at a book reading or a porno being shot in an art museum.
This wide shot covers the whole board, but as you will see from close up shots featured on the [...]
Kama Sutra Wall Clocks: Time Keeping For Nymphomaniacs
If you and your partner are hopelessly addicted to sex, the Kama Sutra Clock pictured above will give you something new to try every hour. But, if you need something a little weirder more sophisticated to turn you on, check out the clock after the break.
Nude Woman Shower Silhouette: A Guy Can Dream Can’t He?
Hey, is that a naked woman in my shower waiting to fulfill all of my wildest sexual fantasies? Sorry guys, this is only a vinyl decal that you place inside your shower to create an amusing optical illusion. The only thing that waits behind that door for you is a bottle of shampoo lube and [...]
“Money Shot”: Fine Art For the Classy Consumer
This “Money Shot” print by artist Cody Petruk screams class and style. I must say it reminds me of the brilliant work of M.C. Escher—or the “evil” M.C Escher that is 16 years old and crazy into porn.
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Beaver Stuffing Kit: Satsify Your Urges
They say than men think about stuffing beavers every few minutes. The good news is that you can satisfy your cravings quickly and easily with this Beaver Stuffing Kit. Just squeeze a bunch of white stuffing into the beaver and it will be fat and fluffy before you know it. Keep it for yourself, give [...]
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