For some reason, I watched this whole thing. It’s perverted and wrong…but oh so right.
(via Boing Boing)
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Although the sight of an inflatable will most likely give way to fond memories of beach vacations and sexual relief, few realize that they can also serve a myriad of other purposes. They can point out nerds, exploit a tragedy, waist natural resources and terrorize your town in the form of a giant rolling turd. Next time you throw a party or go to a sporting event, dispense with the traditional beach ball and consider employing one of these 10 baffling inflatables instead.
Did you get the memo about the T&A reports? It’s just that we are putting a boob note or an ass note on all of our T&A reports now. A boob note if it’s a T report and a butt note if it’s an A. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great.
Show how much you are over your ex by dissing him/her with a certificate of virginity that says “It was so bad, it didn’t even happen”. Your rock solid certificated virginity will also help you mentally erase a one night stand, wear white at your wedding or empower you to trade in this for one of these. However, if you plan on using your virginity diploma as a pick up device to finally land a woman you can bring home to Mom, your chronic crotch scratching will identify you as a liar right off the bat.
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If you were looking for a towel with less penis and more boob, a Tokyomango reader spotted one on street in Japan. Finally, something more useful than that special sock you have hidden under you bed.
(Tokyomango via Albotas)
It’s hard not to linger around a bit longer on a smoke break when this is your ashtray.
We’ve seen a lot of USB humping and crunching toys in our day, but never all in one place. But, I suppose it’s just another window display for people living in Tokyo.
Tokyomango via Gizmodo
I say “matches” but, actually, I’m not sure what those things are. All I know is that they have drawn a bath and have plenty of room left for sexy time with your cellphone or MP3 player.
I don’t even want to know what drug-laced bodily fluids sick stuff you guys would drink out of these bizarre couples cups.
Add Virgin Radar to your aresenal of handheld sex-themed keychains and find out which one of your friends is lying about their exploits. It’s a novelty item of course, but pimps should look into this technology to improve profits.
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