Exotic Ladies Coasters: Retro Polaroid Perversion
Each coaster in this four-piece set features an exotic lady framed to look like a Polaroid shot. When you are done trying to impress your friends with girls you didn’t have sex with in the 60’s and 70’s, these coasters can be stuck on the fridge thanks to embedded magnets.
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Products That Should Exist But Don’t: Conquest Stickers
While tracking down content for Nerd Approved I often conjure up products in my mind only to discover that they either don’t exist or are extremely hard to find. From here on out, mock-ups of these products will be collected in a new feature dubbed “Products That Should Exist But Don’t.” For the first installment [...]
Talking Sheep Love Doll: Really? (NSFW)
An alien love doll seems like one thing, a Talking Sheep Love Doll takes it to an all new level. Enjoyment of extraterrestrials seems like something that can be explained away by a love for science fiction, but there is no explanation for an action activated talking sheep. I would be very concerned is that [...]
Lusha the Crusher
She’s big, she’s horny and she will rock your world. Just clap your hands and watch the bed vibrate and wobble as Lusha goes to town on this poor guy. You can see that this guy has enough strain on him to wrinkle all his skin up. But honestly, he doesn’t look like he is [...]
Happy Dreaming Pillowcase
Nothing can make for a good nights sleep like some happy dreams. What you really need is a little reminder of what it is that makes you happy as you get ready to sleep. This pillow not only shows you the proper positioning of the head, but also four of the top dream subjects: women, [...]
Lose Your Virginity Kit Featuring “Heroes of Intercourse”
For many nerds, virginity is a pesky nuisance that is hard to shake. Not to worry though, this First Timer’s Kit will help you or a friend finally seal the deal with an informative textbook, kama sutra flash cards, an official diploma and 10 heroes of intercourse cards (featuring John Kennedy, Dr. Ruth, William Shatner [...]
Girl vs. Girl Wrestling Mouse Pad: Is This Hot?
We all know girl vs. girl wrestling is hot, but hockey, karate and fencing? Either way, this mousepad is available for any nerd that enjoys confusingly sexy girl on girl action.
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Mermaid End Table is Tacky, Weird…Arousing
We have seen dragon end tables and skeleton end tables, but nothing quite compares to this mermaid end table and its special blend of weirdness and confusing sexuality. Is it wrong to be attracted to an inanimate mythical creature? Yes, yes it is. We already learned that the hard way (NSFW link).
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Erotic Chess Set Is Intellectual Foreplay (NSFW)
Nothing would get an intellectual woman hotter than challenging her to a game of Erotic Chess. It’s dirty, yet sophisticated—like an orgy breaking out at a book reading or a porno being shot in an art museum.
This wide shot covers the whole board, but as you will see from close up shots featured on the [...]
Kama Sutra Wall Clocks: Time Keeping For Nymphomaniacs
If you and your partner are hopelessly addicted to sex, the Kama Sutra Clock pictured above will give you something new to try every hour. But, if you need something a little weirder more sophisticated to turn you on, check out the clock after the break.
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