
If I have to be overcome by a sudden downpour, please let it be salt and pepper. There is no food I can think of that can’t taste just a little bit better with some sodium added. These cloud-shaped shakers are inviting you to pick them up and give them a shake, if for no other reason that it is the one time you can feel like you have some control over a storm.
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The small, white man that you can set on your dinner table will dispense the most used food seasoning: salt. If you are looking to add a little spice to your meal, then you will have to take your chances with what comes out of his pants, though it had better be pepper.
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Who needs TV during a meal when you can just plant these banana salt or pepper shakers in a giant centerpiece that looks like Carmen Miranda’s head, then sit back and watch your guests search for salt salvation while their food gets cold?…That’s entertainment!
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These Mini Martini Salt and Pepper Shakers have the ability to create quite the controversy. Is salt pouring out of the shaker the best use for a shaker or is the lack of a martini coming out an absolute disgrace? It really depends on whether you are a sodium addict or alcoholic.
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These shakers appear to be standing up but they are actually lying down. It’s an illllluuuusion. Apparently, the base also has a magnetized back so that you can stick it up on your fridge. Condiments have never been so mind blowing.
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Apparently, these two are looking for some girl butt cheek on girl butt cheek action. Scandalous! On the plus side, their love juices taste great on your favorite meals.
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