shoe horn

shoe-horn-garden-pot

Make people think that you are the lord of the plants by grabbing a leaf off this plant and using it to slip your shoes on. Then just put the leaf back and go about your business. While this shoe horn is a most useful plant, that nasty funk on your feet will likely give it a most unpleasant odor.

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victims-shoe-horn

You can use this shoe horn with a knife handle on it to slip your shoes on or you could use it to cut your golf buddy’s Achilles tendon. As Bill Murray pointed out, without being able to get his weight back onto his left side he will push everything right. That could save you a lot of money on your Saturday morning golf game.

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