shoe

victims-shoe-horn

You can use this shoe horn with a knife handle on it to slip your shoes on or you could use it to cut your golf buddy’s Achilles tendon. As Bill Murray pointed out, without being able to get his weight back onto his left side he will push everything right. That could save you a lot of money on your Saturday morning golf game.

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shoe-butter-dish

This butter dish makes it hard to get the thought of smelly feet out of your head as you contemplate another roll. The ability of this dish to gross out dinner guests while saving on your bread purchases is a double winner.

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