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You don’t see many knives being marketed specifically to women. I have no idea why, but if you are a lady who wants to have a blade handy then this one is a little less manly than your average knife. Each one has a handle shaped like a high heel shoe. Now they can have a feminine accessory that can come in real handy when only a sharp implement will do.
Do your kids leave their sneakers laying all over the place? Get a jump on them and throw this Sneaker Rug in their bedroom. A little fun for them, a little revenge for you. And if you don’t have kids you can indulge your own inner child.
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You know how they say you should save for a rainy day? Fuck that. I say get yourself a nice pair of shoes. A pair of $100 Nascar pumps perhaps?
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I was out shopping with my girlfriend over the weekend when I came across these Nascar branded pumps. I’m not sure how long they have been out there or why they even exist, but the whole concept was funny as hell to me. To be honest, the whole shopping excursion was an education into the weird world of women’s clothing. I mean, why would a clothing store offer pants in size 2, 4 and 6, but not offer a 3 and a 5? It’s retarded.
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Each pair of Electronic Massage Sandals features 6 pre-programed routines to help you relax from a hard day on your feet. They also make for quite a fashion statement if I do say so myself. We are not sure how much they cost, but it’s just as well. It seems like a good idea in theory, but chances are they are about as good at massaging your feet as a dwarf with fat hands.
Combine your love of shoe shopping and your religious affiliation with this High Heel Menorah. Hopefully you will be able to live with this for a few years rather than just leave it in the closet when the next shoe fad hits.
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Don’t worry ladies, Nerd Approved isn’t just about stupid unique stuff for guys. It’s also about useless unique stuff for girls. Case in point, these Mary Jane style galoshes.
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This is a custom made Bridal Shoe bar of soap. It can be made in opaque or transparent colors with any one of 60 stock fragrances. They are selling it as a wedding/bridal shower favor, no sign whether they recognized the irony of soap being a party favor at a shower.
While a pretty cool little party favor, coming in at under $6 and with a good chance of breaking or wearing out rather quickly, maybe being known as the cheapest hostess right before you ask others to buy you a wedding gift is not the best idea.
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Do you really hate people that come over to your house and drag their dirty shoes everywhere? Make life easy on yourself with the Inflatable Sandals. They come in bulk for a pretty low cost, so get a dozen pair and make your friends wear them when they show up. You can keep your house clean and they can feel like they have been given an awesome gift.
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You don’t see a lot of innovation in toilet paper dispensers. The Heelboy is probably one of the most unique. Made from a pair of high heel shoes, just hang it from the wall and those heels will have the paper firmly held. Comes in three colors to match your bathroom’s colors, red, blue and black. Get them while they are hot, you aren’t going to see something like this every day.
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