No need to worry about whether that New Years Eve party you are attending is going to have liquor on hand. Fill this flask up with your favorite liquor, give the bottle a squeeze and take the shot from the cap/shot glass. Use the leash to keep it close to you and away from all those other thirsty lushes.
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What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed. Once the Alien hatching Egg Alarm Clock hits the preset time, the alien will pop out of his egg with a shrieking laugh and flashing red eyes. The only way to stop it is to zap him with the included gun. No better way to start the day than to wake up slaughtering aliens.
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I can’t think of anyone out there that wouldn’t just love to take a shot at a bratty kid that is acting up. This electronic version may not give you quite the satisfaction of taking it out on a real kid, but it saves you from the jail time for assault as well. Taking aim with this slingshot is as close as you are going to come to a free pass at handing out a well-deserved ass whooping.
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