One of the main problems with a Facebook addiction is that you can’t take your phone or computer into the shower with you, forcing many to choose between social networking withdrawal or bathing.
Thankfully, there’s this social shower curtain, which will present the illusion that you’re still online, except your friends are the hot tap and toilet seat and the stupid jokes are provided by your bathtub. On the upside, when you do make it back to your computer, you can post a new status update that goes something like: “Just gave the middle finger to ringworm”.
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Aperture Labs is on the cutting edge of shower curtain technology. Details are sketchy, but we believe that it’s certified for decontamination from exposure to moon rocks, mercury*, radiation and sticky condiments.
*Contains less than 1% mercury.
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We’ve featured scary shower curtains in the past, but this version is far, far creeper. It kind of defeats the purpose of having a bathroom when you always crap your pants before you actually reach the toilet.
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The Hot and Wet Shower Curtain lets you be a nude cover model every time you are in the shower. The shower curtain has the look of a magazine cover, though this magazine is on the par of Barely Legal. You may not look your best in the morning, but luckily you won’t be able to see yourself. Force others to confront that scary image.
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Close your eyes when you are in the shower and you could just as easily be outside in the rain. This shower curtain captures the famous scene with Gene Kelly singing and dancing. Of course when you are in your shower you would hope there would not be some strange man in there with you, with or without an umbrella.
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I have no idea what some people are doing in the shower that it takes them more than ten minutes to clean themselves off. I do know that having this shower curtain is not only not going to reduce their time in the shower, but it may exacerbate the problem. The shower curtain has French, German and Italian to English translations. Pick one up before your next European tour and maybe you will learn enough to find out where the bars and bathrooms are. Just the necessities, of course.
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Urban artist Kyle Thompson’s “Headphone Monkey” can listen to his jams and make unflattering assessments of your naked body now that he is available in shower curtain form.
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The classic Psycho shower curtain was interesting, but it is nothing compared to this Bloody Serial Killer version. The added gore is a nice touch, but it is the sound and motion activated “Psycho” music clip complete with screaming woman that really hits it out of the park.
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Do you think you need to have actual musical ability to want to have a Keyboard themed shower curtain? Your bathroom already has a musical vibe to it, what with your singing in the shower and all. So the fact that you can’t play the piano is perfect since you can’t sing either.
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With 24 hour channels you don’t get to see test patterns as much anymore. So this shower curtain has both a retro feel and a reminder of television. Television rules your world, it may as well be the first thing you see in the morning.
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