Thanks to Bram Stoker, Béla Lugosi and Robert Pattinson, vampires are as much a part of pop culture as reality TV, Facebook and wasting time. That’s why we’re offering 10 products that can help you navigate through the barrage of choices and make the most of your vampire experience. Whether you’re looking to gross someone out, role play like you’re having sex in a morgue, or if you simply want to snuggle up with a Robert Pattinson plush that has the neck of a Diplodocus, we’ve got you covered.
shower gel
What, you’ve never wanted to bathe in the blood of young virgins? Amazingly enough, its smells just like cherries. Of course, you don’t actually want to drink the blood you bathe in, I mean…that’s just disgusting and wrong. We have a whole separate product for that.
