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chameleon shower radio

Clinging to the wall with his suction cup feet, this Chameleon sings FM tunes in the shower and changes color in rhythm with the music.

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Vinyl pig and duck hunters have been known to skewer their catch over their shower head as a morbid trophy that they can admire each morning. Evidence of this grotesque practice can be seen above and below the break.

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Being in the shower every morning is your time alone to do whatever you feel like. So even if you will never sing or dance in front of a group of people, you can do it to your heart’s content in the shower. This shower radio not only gives you the music to sing along to, but the disco lights will make you want to dance as well. As cool as all that may be, there will always be the naysayers who think that all that activity in the shower is just going to lead to accidents. I say you only live once.

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Everyone has been there. You get a willing young lady in the shower with you only to have one of you fall and hurt yourself. And you know what that means. It means that your fun time is over. Because God forbid it is her that gets hurt and you think she may as well finish what she started. You can guess how well that goes over. These Shower Power suction cups will give you something to hold onto so that no one gets hurt. They won’t, however, make that activity last any more than 3 minutes.

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Watching the green gel drip out of this Nose Dispenser is pretty gross. And gross things are what young boys thrive on. So while you may not necessarily appreciate this shower accessory, the young men in the house will love it.

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The classic Psycho shower curtain was interesting, but it is nothing compared to this Bloody Serial Killer version. The added gore is a nice touch, but it is the sound and motion activated “Psycho” music clip complete with screaming woman that really hits it out of the park.

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Hey, is that a naked woman in my shower waiting to fulfill all of my wildest sexual fantasies? Sorry guys, this is only a vinyl decal that you place inside your shower to create an amusing optical illusion. The only thing that waits behind that door for you is a bottle of shampoo lube and the sickening stench of shame.

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Fill up your penis-shaped shower caddy with your favorite shampoo and enjoy “8-inches of bathroom pleasure.” Pecker Pert leaves your hair silky and shiny…never sticky!

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I have had enough of those stupid plastic shower curtain rings that inevitably break. These nice little hooks are metal with the added bonus of little outhouses on each one. So not only do you get the sturdiness of metal hooks, you get the nostalgic feel of outhouses.

One thing I am pretty sure of: If you had to actually use an outhouse in the winter, you would probably not feel nostalgic about it. Just a wish for heat.

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Shower Wizard Lizard

Why apply shampoo or body wash the traditional way when you can get it straight from the mouth of a color changing lizard? Just unscrew his head, fill the body cavity up with your favorite shampoo, conditioner or shower gel and you’re good to go.

The Wizard Lizard is also heat sensitive so he will change color when exposed to hot water. He even features convenient suction cups on his feet for easy storage.

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