The Clear29 LT may not the best skateboard on the planet, but its the only one I’ve seen that wouldn’t look out of place in a dance club.
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Check out a video of the skateboard in action after the break.
I want to see a team of astronauts drop into the Grand Canyon from the edge of space on this thing.
As you will see towards the end of the video after the break, just piloting this giant skateboard down a gently sloaping hill can be treacherous.
Traditional kite flying can be fun for short periods of time, but it gets old pretty quickly. This Skateboarder Kite will certainly liven things up. Not only do you get your very own rebellious teenager on a skateboard to do tricks with, but you know all those bikini clad women at the beach will be curious enough when they see it to come over and talk to you. At least that is your hope.
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In the future, the Tony Hawks of the world will be replaced by robot skateboarders that can perform tricks once thought physically impossible. This X-Skate can hit jumps and move forward, backward left and right under infrared control. Not exactly impossible, but you have to start somewhere.
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I don’t even know what a “360 Ghetto Blaster” trick would entail—but I do know that you couldn’t pull it off with any other board.
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Save a broken skateboard from the landfill with a deckstool made from reclaimed skateboard decks. Although their new configuration means they can no longer serve as an instrument to transport, do tricks or impress girls, it can still serve quadruple duty as an end table, ass support, accent piece and a way make Tony Hawk cry.
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Skateboarding tricks never looked or sounded more delicious than they do when the rider is thrashing on a bacon skateboard. Additional designs are available after the break.
It may not be a hoverboard, but a chrome skateboard suspended in mid air does have one useful function—it can shred through the darkness like no other.
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You already spend half your life staring at Apple products you use in your daily life. You may as well have that familiar design on your skateboarding adventures. If you have the same skills on this board as you do on the iPhone Touchgrind app you may actually impress someone beside the emergency room nurse who tends to your scraped knees and arms.
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Combine your love of music with your skateboarding. Remember proper foot positioning for each trick you want to do by equating it with finger positioning for various notes on the guitar. If you are looking for the colored buttons that you equate with a guitar these days, then I am afraid you are out of luck. Guitar Hero mastery means nothing to either the guitar or skateboarding.
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