Though inspired by the comic Jason and the Argonauts: The Kingdom of Hades, this limited edition glowing skeleton warrior would be perfect for your Army of Darkness diorama. Also available in a cheaper, non-glowing version.
Glowing Version ($85/June Pre-Order) Non Glowing ($50/May Pre-Order)
Wanna lose weight? Mount that skeleton bicycle and ride it…hard. So hard.
Designed by Eric Tryon, the skeleton bicycle is actually functional—its arms and head even move when you make turns (and the demon horn handlebars coming out of the skull are a nice touch). As far as I’m concerned, it’s even creepier than the Terminator-style Bio-Cycle design from a couple of years ago.
Aeration may be required to keep your fish’s aquarium in a healthy state, but they would probably prefer no aeration at all to the bubbles this skeleton on the toilet is introducing. At least the skeleton has the decency to cover his private area with his hands so he doesn’t offend those female fish.
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Dinosaur skulls aren’t so elusive when you only have to excavate a credit card from your wallet and type “Etsy” into a search engine. Those tireless efforts will put you on the path to getting your very own hand-crocheted 12 1/2″ x 9″ skull which is made from acrylic yarn, paint and plaster, then sprayed with matte medium to prevent crumbling. Certainly, a skeletal composition like that leaves no doubt as to why this species would have gone the way of the Dodo.
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Halloween is going to be here before you know it, so start getting your decorations now. This Thinker statue is only different than the original in that he has lost all his skin and organs. This skeleton statue is 9.5″ high which makes it perfect for a desktop decoration. No boss should ask you to remove it based on its artistic value. Besides, you are just trying to brighten the place up with your holiday spirit.
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No Halloween yard decor is complete without a skeleton trying to unearth itself next to your minivan. This one comes with 7 hard plastic body parts including a 7″ illuminated skull that helps keep kids from tripping over it while drawing attention to Boney’s “Hey Mom, look what I can do!” pose.
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There are plenty of ways to store hats, wigs, glasses and such items. This three dimensional laser cut skeleton sculpture is perfectly made for that duty since it’s human shape will fit them perfectly. Store enough items on it and it will look like a strange person sitting on top of your dresser. It doubles as a way to get you up quicker each day—seeing an apparent stranger in the room will get your mind racing immediately.
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If you are looking to have a few people over on Halloween, wouldn’t this Casket Invitation Box be an ideal way to invite them? They may be a bit thrown off when they first open and find a skeleton, but their eyes will quickly notice the “alcohol provided” note you put there for them. You can break the news to them that all you have is Pabst Blue Ribbon when they actually show up.
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This statue gives you a realistic depiction of what Rodin’s The Thinker would look like today if he weren’t made of some non-biodegradable material. It will also give your front porch a terrifying but art appreciating look to it. I am sure all those trick and treaters will appreciate that. Available in all bronze or white boned with a bronze base.
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What better way to unwind after a long day at work than to curl up with a cup of tea, a good book, and a nice orange light cascading from the chest of the dead body in the corner of your living room? These “Dead Lights” provide that warm, soothing, relaxing glow that’s perfect for falling asleep, watching the new romantic drama on Lifetime, or devil worship. You can choose from a charming corpse head, torso, or complete corpse to finish off that redecorating project you’ve been working on. Delightful!
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