Casket Invitation Box

If you are looking to have a few people over on Halloween, wouldn’t this Casket Invitation Box be an ideal way to invite them? They may be a bit thrown off when they first open and find a skeleton, but their eyes will quickly notice the “alcohol provided” note you put there for them. You [...]

The Thinker - If He Were Real Flesh

This statue gives you a realistic depiction of what Rodin’s The Thinker would look like today if he weren’t made of some non-biodegradable material. It will also give your front porch a terrifying but art appreciating look to it. I am sure all those trick and treaters will appreciate that. Available in all bronze or [...]

Dead Lights: For That Warm and Intimate Ambiance

What better way to unwind after a long day at work than to curl up with a cup of tea, a good book, and a nice orange light cascading from the chest of the dead body in the corner of your living room? These “Dead Lights” provide that warm, soothing, relaxing glow that’s perfect for [...]

Skeleton Wine Rack Fit For the Kitchen of the Dammed

Satan: Ruler of the underworld / reaper of lost souls / wine connoisseur. This skeleton holder is the only wine rack officially endorsed by Beelzebub himself. It holds 8 bottles.
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Skeleton Boxer is Super Flyweight Champion

Comin’ atcha from beyond the grave and weighing in at a husky 29 pounds is the Champion Boxer Skeleton Figurine. This 8 ¼” tall skeleton is captured posing in victory after taking the super, super flyweight, or Mary-Kate Olsen class championship. Crafted from cold cast resin and hand painted, this figurine will certainly be a [...]

The Skeleton Pen is Angry, Now He Must Break You

We have seen fighting pens before, but this skeleton version is just a tad more menacing with its glowing red eyes and Terminator-like appearance.
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Skeleton Serving Set

There is no better way to serve up your traditional Halloween salad than with this pair of skeleton hand serving forks. Beside giving you the lovely feeling of being almost cannibalistic, those skinny little fingers look like they do a fine job of picking up almost any kind of food. Their usefulness should get rid [...]

Skeleton Table: That’s a Fine Way to Treat Your Ancestors!

This “Ancestor” Skull Table gives us a glimpse into what Hell must be like. Condemned to a life of servitude where you must hold up Satan’s beer and remotes for an eternity.
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