sleep tight

If you’re looking to be creeped-the-f@#k-out by your girlfriend, I suggest you get her the Robert Pattinson manllow: half man, half pillow.  Even though Valentine’s Day is over, it’s never to late to have a sociopath girlfriend who sleeps with the dismembered bodies of her favorite celebrities…right?  On that note, here’s another perfect pillow for your girlfriend.

Gallery after the break.

shining-hot-water-bottle

The thought of a deranged Jack Nicholson breaking through your door is not exactly a comforting thought as you try to go to bed. Even with its nice “sleep tight” message, this hot water bottle cover may do more to give you nightmares than to ease you to sleep.

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