Luey - Smoking in Red
Not every kid’s demeanor makes something like a teddy bear the perfect gift. Some kids are just born bad and for them there is the Smoking Luey. He looks like he has a serious attitude problem, and whether you like smoking or not he is going to light that thing up. It doesn’t look like […]
6-Inch Penis Lighter: It Really Burns When This Dude Pees
Apparently, this 6′ Copper Penis Butane Lighter is “the largest Penis Dick Lighter made.” With that kind of pedigree, I’m sure that you will be proud to own it.
Product Page ($5.95)
Chess For Stoners: Don’t Make Me Laugh
Put down the weed for a second because you will need every remaining brain cell blazing to defeat your opponent with this chess set from Stonerware. The set includes all 32 pieces in the shape of bongs, bowls, joints, pot leafs and more.
Plus, if you don’t know how to play you could always learn thanks […]
Weed Munchie Clip: When Your Blood Sugar’s Low, Your Munchies Stay Fresh
You are lit up like a Christmas tree and all you want to do is dig into a big bag of Doritos. Unfortunately, one of your stoner friends forgot to wrap up the bag, so all of your chips are stale. Not to worry. Just pick up one of these Stonerware Munchie Clips and your […]
Jesus Ash Tray: He Hates It When You Smoke
Yet another reason to quit smoking - Jesus hates it. Every time you smoke an angel cries and a kitten dies.
At least you will never have ask for another light when you are burning in hell.
Product Page ( $12.95 )
Magic Mushroom Water Pipe
Your mother will think this is an interesting mushroom sculpture. Your friends will enjoy smoking their tobacco out of it after removing two of the caps. Yeah, you read that right, tobacco. What else would you use a pipe to smoke?
Product Page (€30, about $40)
Coffin Shaped Ashtray Keychain
A portable keychain ashtray shaped like a coffin. At least we know the manufacturers have a sense of humor.
Product Page ( £1.99 or $3.70 )
Lighter Watch
Here’s a combination item you don’t see any day. A digital watch as well as a lighter. Maybe it isn’t the slickest looking watch, but if you can have a lighter with you at all the times you remember to put your watch on, it might be worth it.
Product Page ($19.99 )
Smoker’s Bib
To keep your senior smokers safe, here is a bib that will avoid burnt clothin. It is also flame retardant, so it gives another layer of protection between that cigarette/cigar and very flammable furniture.
Here’s an idea.. If you can’t smoke without burning yourself or your furnishings, maybe it isn’t time to look for flame retardant […]
Dynamite Table Lighter
There are plenty of ways to light up a cigarette, but why be conventional when products like the Dynamite Table Lighter exist? Just push down the plunge bar to ignite the gas. Slowly killing yourself was never so much fun.
Product Page ( £7.95 or $16 )
