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smoking

crab claw lighter

Besides the obvious dangers of fire, this crab claw lighter looks like it would do some serious ball poking in your pocket.

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pipe-ashtray

If you are going to smoke then you might as well take the lifestyle all the way. Using a pipe shaped ashtray is one of the ways to decorate your personal flavor country.

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steamed-bun-butane-lighter

Why would anyone make a keychain butane lighter shaped like a pot full of steamed buns? The answer can be found in a bigger, more important question: what’s up with Japan?

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tobacco-pipe-led-torch

No, this isn’t a cigarette lighter that hangs from your cellphone, it’s actually just a LED flashlight. Why it is shaped like a pipe with a cigarette dangling from it is beyond me.

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highdy

Smoke together, laugh together, eat pizza and cupcakes together—Highdy will always be there for you (until you forget him on the bus).

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Sure, you could go to the surplus store, buy an old gas mask, take it home and modify it for smoking—but that would actually require you to get up and do something. This version comes ready to roll right out of the box. Plus, it is delivered right to your door.

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Kenny may have been killed a hundred times in South Park, but this is one case where he is more of the killer than the victim. No matter how bad a cigarette may be for you, smoking anything out of a bong has to be ten times as bad. Call it Kenny’s revenge.

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Having trouble quitting smoking? Every time you feel like having a cigarette, just give the smoke/quit lighter a toss and leave it up to chance. It will cut down on your overall consumption and it will make you feel less guilty when you do smoke. After all, the universe wanted you to have that cigarette.

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You know smoking is bad for you, but the Smoking Gun really brings home the idea of just how bad it is for you. Like sticking a loaded gun in your mouth, you might say. Well, the designer of this smoking accessory seems to have captured the chances you are taking perfectly. And with that reminder you get a nifty product for smoking without your fingers or lips having to actually touch the filter.

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Use these Cigar-shaped pillows to add decorative touch to your smoke room, den, or office. Basically, anywhere your wife will not be spending much time—because there is no way she would stand for this in the living room.

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