Having trouble quitting smoking? Every time you feel like having a cigarette, just give the smoke/quit lighter a toss and leave it up to chance. It will cut down on your overall consumption and it will make you feel less guilty when you do smoke. After all, the universe wanted you to have that cigarette.
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You know smoking is bad for you, but the Smoking Gun really brings home the idea of just how bad it is for you. Like sticking a loaded gun in your mouth, you might say. Well, the designer of this smoking accessory seems to have captured the chances you are taking perfectly. And with that reminder you get a nifty product for smoking without your fingers or lips having to actually touch the filter.
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Use these Cigar-shaped pillows to add decorative touch to your smoke room, den, or office. Basically, anywhere your wife will not be spending much time—because there is no way she would stand for this in the living room.
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I hear that Beijing has a serious problem with smog. That makes this ashtray shaped like the “Birds Nest” stadium less of a slap in the face and more like small scale pollution model. On a side note, that LED in the lighter looks bad ass if I do say so myself.
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Not every kid’s demeanor makes something like a teddy bear the perfect gift. Some kids are just born bad and for them there is the Smoking Luey. He looks like he has a serious attitude problem, and whether you like smoking or not he is going to light that thing up. It doesn’t look like he gives a damn what you think.
Apparently, this 6′ Copper Penis Butane Lighter is “the largest Penis Dick Lighter made.” With that kind of pedigree, I’m sure that you will be proud to own it.
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Put down the weed for a second because you will need every remaining brain cell blazing to defeat your opponent with this chess set from Stonerware. The set includes all 32 pieces in the shape of bongs, bowls, joints, pot leafs and more.
Plus, if you don’t know how to play you could always learn thanks to the instructional book included with the game. All you have to do is focus. Good luck with that.
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You are lit up like a Christmas tree and all you want to do is dig into a big bag of Doritos. Unfortunately, one of your stoner friends forgot to wrap up the bag, so all of your chips are stale. Not to worry. Just pick up one of these Stonerware Munchie Clips and your troubles are over. Just don’t forget where you put it.
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Yet another reason to quit smoking – Jesus hates it. Every time you smoke an angel cries and a kitten dies.
At least you will never have ask for another light when you are burning in hell.
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Your mother will think this is an interesting mushroom sculpture. Your friends will enjoy smoking their tobacco out of it after removing two of the caps. Yeah, you read that right, tobacco. What else would you use a pipe to smoke?
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