Sure, your keyboard may have a lot of fancy buttons, but can it keep your bagel fresh? This QWERTY can, although it sacrifices all genuinely useful keyboard functionality to do so.
The Key Bored pouch seals with a Velcro strap, and it includes an amusing fly print that may fool co-workers into leaving your cinnamon and sardine egg salad sandwich alone…for once.
Even if it looks like a horse’s ass, a candy jar that offers junk food from five glass containers will still be the most attractive thing in your kitchen. Throw in the “Price is Right” game show spinning feature and your defenses are useless.
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Eliminate your fear of aliens and UFOs by serving snacks out of their smiling, hollow heads. And since you’ll be unconsciously associating aliens with junk food, don’t be surprised if your kids one day save Earth from a UFO invasion by inadvertently cracking open alien heads to look for Oreos.
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