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There are times during that seemingly elusive search for your soulmate when you need a diversion, if only for a night. It is at those times that you are not looking for the most virtuous woman. The Trouser Expander will probably be of a more assistance with those. A few pumps and your visible manhood is made to appear to be more than there really is. A lot cheaper than buying a Porsche to get that same girl.
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You have to crawl before you can walk, as the saying goes. And before you step up to a real, live poisonous snake, it might be a good idea to practice your charming skills using this robotic version. When you get to close it will strike out and hiss, staring at you with its glowing red eyes. When it recoils the tail will rattle as an ominous warning.
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If you just don’t feel right when hiking unless you have a walking stick, here is one for you. Shaped like a snake, it comes in three sizes. They also refer to the tallest one as “Wizard” size, so this is right up the alley for those who want to emulate Gandalf. You can scare the hell out of unwanted visitors on your hike, and maybe suck up to all the other snakes.
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