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Pojo’s Pure Vermont is selling a line of soaps that are guaranteed to protect you from vampires and werewolves thanks to formulas that include Holy Water, silver and garlic. [click to continue…]

This Gaming Dice Soap Set includes 3 individually wrapped citrus-scented soaps (a d20, a d10, and a d8) with a Chessex Gemini die of the same type inside. Because of that I worried that rolling with these would result in a critical chafing, but the dice are apparently loaded safely inside little capsules. Dropping the soap has never been more fun! [click to continue…]

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Your bathroom is about to become a place worthy of an episode of The X-Files thanks to this design by Duncan Shotton. The UFO soap pump/dispenser displays an alien abduction in progress. The aliens are stealing either a human or a cow, but your hands are probably safe from extraterrestrial experiments. We’re not so sure about other parts of your body though. You’ll have to scrub pretty hard to forget about all the probing.

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You can pretend you’re Scrooge McDuck and shower yourself with money in the form of Bitcoin soaps. They call them Bitsoaps and they’re available as a Hemp Oil Soap Bar, Lavender Hemp/Castile Soap Bar, a Castile Soap Bar, and a special St. Patrick’s Day Hemp Oil with Lemongrass/Grapefruit Soap Bar. They’re made by a couple in California who had the idea over Thanksgiving dinner and now have their own home-based business.

Naturally, the soaps can be purchased with Bitcoin.

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This 2.5 ounce soap will keep you clean and look adorable sitting in your soap dish. It’s got all the details of a real sandcrawler and is made with vegan-friendly ingredients.

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The inhabitants of Westeros would probably smell much better if they used these house sigil soaps by GeekSoap. She’s got houses Stark, Lannister, Baratheon, and Targaryen available and the scents are blended to match. For example, the Lannister scent is Pride made from patchouli, plumeria, and orange.

I like to imagine that the houses put these soaps by the wash basins in the guest rooms each morning.

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Technically, this Doctor Who bath set is for kids, but don’t let that stop you from buying one for yourself or for the Doctor Who fan in your life. It includes a TARDIS bag that holds a Cyberman shower gel and a Dalek sponge. Exterminate all the dirt!

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I don’t know how I feel about having Daleks in my bathroom – let alone my shower – but I still have to admit these bath jellies are a fun idea. The only thing they’ll exterminate is dirt! And, the Dalek figures are filled with shower gel so after you’ve used all the soap, you own a neat toy.

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Marvel Heroes Guest Soaps

Luxury Lane, the purveyor of awesome products like Han in Carbonite soap, has new product to tempt you. These guest soaps come in the shape of Marvel superheroes. You can wash your hands with Hulk, Thing, Iron Man, or Captain America. Hulk and Thing even glow in the dark (duh).

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