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4 AA batteries should net you around 2 hours of this nonsense.
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The Japanese-inspired Tokidoki brand has plastered their unique blend of urban, semi-violent cuteness onto a regulation FIFA soccer ball priced at $75 (on sale from $150). Needless to say, this particular soccer ball is probably best left behind when you head out to play. Additional images are available after the break.
With its suction cup attached goal and floating shooting area, this Bath Football Game will give you yet one more reason to spend hours in the tub. The goalkeeper is movable, so if you really want a challenge you will need to have a partner join you. Asking a cute girl to join you in the tub to play may not be the best pick up line ever but you only need one taker.
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These days, the elderly are not content with Bingo and rocking chairs. They are out there boxing, racing and playing soccer. This mini tabletop Foosball game will provide hours of granny-flippin’ fun.
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Whether you consider it football or soccer makes no difference when you are eating the piping hot popcorn fresh from the ball. The bottom of the popper doubles as the bowl making it not only fun but easier on the cleanup as well.
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Playing soccer will make you work up quite a sweat, and with sweat comes smelly feet. The best answer to fixing the problem comes from the activity that caused the problem. Throw a couple of these Football Shoe Fresheners into your shoes and fix that problem with relatively no work at all. When not deodorizing you can use them as miniature practice balls.
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You have to applaud any product whose sole purpose in life is to teach men how to properly aim when they are going to the bathroom. You wouldn’t think that actually hitting the toilet while using the bathroom would be all that difficult, but if you have ever seen a men’s room floor then you know just how hard it really is. Maybe the incentive of peeing on a color changing soccer ball is all that is needed. Due to be released on February 11, 2009.
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