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No reason to wait for a special event to see the Queen of England doing her traditional wave. The handbag she is holding has a solar collector built into it that will provide power for her to keep waving. As long as the sun is shining she will greet any commoner who chooses to buy this figure. In addition to the blue dress shown you can get her with a pink or orange dress.
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This little ninja is said to bring good luck and happiness to the home by harnessing the awesome power of the sun to nod his head like an idot for hours on end. In other words, he agrees with everything you say. Is relaxation ninja a dumbass? Yes! Yes you are!
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Yeah, its a orange dude sitting on a toilet, reading a book. Did I mention that it harnesses the sun’s awesome power to repeatedly nod it’s head? It’s a good thing too, because it would be a shame if even five cents worth of electricity was wasted on this thing. Additional images are available after the break.
Harnessing the power of the sun, this squirrel glows brightly when the sun goes down. But be warned—he is not of this planet. The Solar squirrel’s powers are great and he knows no mercy. Step on the flowerbed or, worse yet, eyeball his nut and he will unleash a wrath upon you not seen since biblical times.
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He doesn’t talk much, but you can tell that this monkey likes to party. Powered by the sun, he will turn your flowerbed into a dance club by alternating between red, green and blue LED colors.
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The 33 piece Valiant Viking Ship Solar Kit may teach kids about clean, alternative energy sources as it powers its way through the water—but it practically rapes the history books with regard to the design of actual Viking ships.
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