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A flashlight is a useful thing to have around the house for any power outages you may have. Since this kitty flashlight can be recharged by just squeezing the handle, there is no need to have it constantly charged up and ready to go. It’s like the Space Kitty knows what you will need in the future.
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“Often regarded as the most horrifying force in the universe, the super concentrated gravity of the black hole is not only useful for jump-starting the spiral motion of a galaxy, it is also an ideal catalyst for generating worm holes to aid in long-distance interstellar space and/or time travel. Compressed molecular empty space and distorted time trajectories are worries of the past with this easy-to-use Black Hole Starter Kit.”
And what’s contained within this kit that opens the door to worm holes, time travel, black holes and traveling the speed of light? Two 1″ magnetic balls… I don’t get it either.
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There is nothing colder than deep space, so if this alien robot and UFO can stay warm out there they can certainly keep your delicate hands warm during a minor cold snap. Just click the tab inside and you can enjoy their radiating warmth. A hand warmer for all cold weather activities whether they involve space travel or not.
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Being drunk in space—now that would be interesting (until puke is floating around the cabin that is). Unfortunately you will have to be content with this rocket-shaped beer dispenser until space tourism becomes accessible to the masses.
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This Rocket Ship Coin Bank has more uses than a Shamwow. Each coin you insert will blast the rocket off, complete with countdown, lights and sound. It will also keep track of how much you have put into it. If you choose, you can set a savings goal and the bank will let you know when you reach it. It can also be used as an alarm clock.
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Even though you’ll both still live in your own filth, when you hook your hamster, gerbil or mouse up with this rocket ship funhouse you’ll most likely conclude that your favorite rodent has a cooler looking place than you do. And if you give him a mate and one of those little exercise wheels, he probably gets laid more and is in better shape too.
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When your thousandth origami crane has been completed and you have had enough, step up to the new wave of paper folding. This origami set includes all the instructions you need to create objects from space including an astronaut, a rocket and a lunar lander. A fresh new take on an ancient Japanese art form.
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Now you can explore the mysteries of the universe from the comfort of your bed thanks to this orrery-esque ceiling light. The planets orbit around the “sun” and the included CD takes you on an audio tour of the solar system. There is even a remote control with a built-in laser pointer for highlighting objects and simulating comets and meteors. An additional image is available after the break.
March all your little astronauts right up to your opponents astronauts and let them battle it out to see whose galaxy will survive. The two chess sets are almost identical so it shouldn’t make too much difference, but there can’t be two out there. I just can’t wait for my space shuttle to start dominating.
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From Fashionably Geek: A t-shirt with a schematic of the Hubble Space Telescope printed on the front? Only mega space geeks need apply.
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