This must be what hell is like. A couple of speakers shoved into your skull, doomed to spend an eternity listening to a nerd’s internet wanderings.
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When you connect your MP3 player to Rocky The Monster, you get all sorts of action. The music plays out his two speaker ears, he rocks back and forth to the beat and his hair has LED’s that will change color. There is no guarantee that this speaker can do miracles like making the Jonas Brothers listenable though.
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Just look at this thing. Look into CJ7′s cold, black eyes. Yup…pure evil. This unholy peripheral functions as an MP3 or computer speaker and is surely an affront to God himself. Additional images are available after the break. [click to continue…]
It looks like a mini boombox, but in reality it is a wooden alarm clock with an LED display that can also function as a speaker for MP3 players and computers. Unfortunately this is a wholesale product, so there is a minimum order of 1000 units. Why anyone would need that many is beyond me—unless you have a really hard time waking up in the morning.
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Soft boobs that you can snuggle up to and listen to your iPod with? Is this the most perfect product ever? Sweet, sweet dreams will be running around in your head while it comfortably rests on the best cushioning known to man.
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Why these Mr. Leg Amplifier Speakers look like targets with feet is beyond me, but they will give you a unique way to listen to sound from your audio or computer equipment. Plus, the legs are completely flexible, so you are free to pose them in scandalous positions. It may be juvenile, but two shooting targets humping is definitely HA HA funny.
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This little dog here may be the hardest working USB hub out there. He features 4 ports for your peripherals and a head that functions as a speaker during normal use. However, when you decapitate him, his head can be ported around as an AM/FM radio. I wonder if the ASPCA is aware of this. Additional image after the break.
Toss out those drab old speakers and upgrade to a speaker monkey. He will work with any device with a standard audio jack and he is super soft and cuddly—which means that all of your friends will be clamoring to touch your monkey.
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If you want to go ahead and spend $20k or more on speakers to get the best sound possible from your home theatre system, that is one way to go. But I would bet a couple of these Authentic Drive-In Movie Speakers would get more comments. The sound may suck, but if you get even one girl to fall in love with your setup just because of these, then it will be worth every penny.
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Waste money like a champ with the “I Look” Speaker System. It allows users to enjoy tunes from their MP3 player through a unique interactive eyeball that lights up, flashes, and moves to the beat. It can even react to clapping hands by looking towards the sound.
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