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This Racing Sperm set doesn’t work too much differently than the actual ones. Just get them wound up and see which can find the attraction of the magnetic egg first. It is a struggle for survival so these little guys should be putting everything they have into their wriggling across the floor.
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Just a tip guys, if you want to get some on Valentine’s Day, it’s probably best to stick with the traditional teddy bear. Valentine sperm lacks subtlety and reeks of desperation.
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I can understand the smile on this sperm’s face, anytime he gets let loose everyone is happy. But I am thinking it is more natural for him to be washed off of bodies and not used as a cleanser. Believe me, if you can convince people that he is the better than soap then I think we would all be much happier.
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