Celebrate your twisted side this season with fanciful twirled-glass pieces to display wherever and however your spirit guides. Evocative of translucent stylized gourds or glowing paisley squiggles come to life, they provide a chic, unique alternative to the usual seasonal decor.
Nice try, but a description written by an assembly of the greatest spin doctors in politics couldn’t convince the masses that this is anything but decorative glass sperm.
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This Racing Sperm set doesn’t work too much differently than the actual ones. Just get them wound up and see which can find the attraction of the magnetic egg first. It is a struggle for survival so these little guys should be putting everything they have into their wriggling across the floor.
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Just a tip guys, if you want to get some on Valentine’s Day, it’s probably best to stick with the traditional teddy bear. Valentine sperm lacks subtlety and reeks of desperation.
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I can understand the smile on this sperm’s face, anytime he gets let loose everyone is happy. But I am thinking it is more natural for him to be washed off of bodies and not used as a cleanser. Believe me, if you can convince people that he is the better than soap then I think we would all be much happier.
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