Nothing lathers up like a burger sponge. It’s a fact. It’s what the Hamburglar uses in prison so he doesn’t have to take risks with bar soap.
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Clean yourself with a sponge that reminds you of the yummy BLT waiting for you when you get out of the shower. Worst case you can whip up a PB&J if you are too lazy to cook bacon. But it all starts with the bread.
Product Page ($10)
Maybe you aren’t rolling in enough cash to have a wad of it lying around, but you can bathe with a pile of money using the Cash Sponge. It will be a good reminder at 6 in the morning as to why you are awake and in the shower. If there were no cash to be had by going to work it would be much easier to roll in around noon.
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