If you have this golf themed toilet paper holder, you won’t have to endure another lonely visit to the toilet with nobody around to satisfy your voyeurism fetish. These two Laurel and Hardy-esque golf lovers will always be there with proud faces, as if they’re giving play by play of your bowel movements in hushed English tones, or cheering you on as you deliver record setting turds. And if you aren’t the type to turn defecation into a sporting event, you can always pass the time by taking stock of all the homoerotic innuendo that appears in the product.
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When you first read the description of this light you may not have thought that it would include the ball, entire court and goals at each end. I didn’t. No other basketball themed hanging lamp is going to compare to the total of everything you get here. Beside it being complete, the floor of this court is clear, allowing the light to pass through. That will make the lines on the court create shadows so that your room is forever glowing with a basketball theme. As long as the light is on anyway.
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Baseball and Pepper Mills just seem to go together. I am not sure how, but a baseball bat certainly does seem to be perfectly shaped for that job. It isn’t exactly a Louisville Slugger, but it will look better on your table than the average, oversized pepper mill. You may also find that batting those peas and brussels sprouts around is more fun than eating them.
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