Until now you probably thought squirrels were only good for target practice and as the main course in “Roadkill Surprise”, but could the marriage of a squirrel and a whisk mean their profiles hold magical powers that can blend your baking ingredients into a smooth, creamy texture while adding enough air to ensure a level of fluffiness never before achieved by kitchen utensils? What else could explain the existence of a product like this?
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This chalkable growth tree is peel and stick so it can be reused as many times as you like. The best feature are the peel and stick squirrels and acorns that can be used as markers. With 16 squirrels and 25 acorns included you won’t run out of markers any time soon.
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Harnessing the power of the sun, this squirrel glows brightly when the sun goes down. But be warned—he is not of this planet. The Solar squirrel’s powers are great and he knows no mercy. Step on the flowerbed or, worse yet, eyeball his nut and he will unleash a wrath upon you not seen since biblical times.
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Personally, I think squirrels will eat pretty much anything you leave outdoors, whether you want them to or not. But if you want your yard to look more like a farm than the suburban hovel that it is, then get a bunch of these squirrel feeders. Each stalk gives you room to attach four corn cobs that the squirrels can then feed on. At least you won’t need a harvester to clean these up at the end of the year.
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