Joke Water Squirter

You want to see someone move fast? Give them a squirt from a bleach bottle. You will see them move faster than ever before, if you don’t give them a heart attack first. I am not sure my relatives would find a dousing of Tidy Bleach, Windax or Clorax Toilet Bowl Cleaner very amusing, [...]

Squirt Gun Fountain

Here is an interesting piece from Jellio - a serene indoor fountain made out of dozens of colorful plastic squirt guns. I like the way the folks at Jellio think, or at least I did until I saw how much they were charging for this thing.
Product Page ( $800 )

Penis Squirt Gun

Here’s the set up - your girlfriend gets the Penis Water Gun, and you get the Booby Water Gun and go head on in a no-holds barred battle of the sexes.
Product Page ( $6.99 )

Booby Water Gun

What’s better than a water gun shaped like boobs? How about a water gun shaped like boobs that features dual nipple squirting action? That’s right, the water shoots out of both nipples. How awesome is that?
Fill it will milk for added hilarity.
Product Page ( $7.99 )

Squirting Rubber Death Puffer

If you are tired of the same old boring squirt guns, step up to the Squirting Rubber Death Puffer. Just fill him with water, squeeze, and douse all that dare lay in your path.
Product Page ( £4.50 or $9 )