What is the iPhone 4′s major malfunction? The antenna. The cure? A Full Metal Jacket.
Well, I don’t know if it helps with the antenna issues actually, but this metal case from designer Ryan Glasgow looks like it will drop calls right on your toes and break ‘em.
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Makes you wonder what archaeologists will think 1,000 years from now when they dig up our ancient civilization and discover tabloid magazines, porn and ceramic finger forks. It’s a good thing we won’t be around to feel that embarrassment.
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Either someone had an instant interior decorating epiphany when a well shaped drop of solder formed on a circuit board, or the liquid metal cop from Terminator 2 is trying to infiltrate your house in the form of this stainless steel couch. Either way you’ll have an ultra modern piece of home decor that makes a “vivid statement”, looks uncomfortable as hell, and resists rust.
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Make your Chinese takeout eating experience a little bit more civilized with these stainless steel containers. They keep the food warm, keep grease contained within them and let you eat with stainless steel chopsticks. Feed your cheap food tastes while keeping just a touch of your class intact.
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What is an Ofuro you might ask? I certainly did. Apparently it is just another word for a Japanese style single person hot tub. And for what they are charging for this piece of equipment they had better have some awesome explanation. On the plus side it is very compact and has it’s own built in stair case. On the minus side I have to refer back to the price. Nice as it may be, I could buy 4 or more full size hot tubs for this price. But at least with this product all 18 jets are all for my own relaxation.
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