If Milton had a foot fetish he would surely give up his red Swingline for the “A Posture” stapler. Supposedly, it saves up to 60% of the awesome physical toll that stapling TPS reports can take on the body—although, as far as I can tell, the most significant feature here is that it looks a lot like a high-heeled shoe.
As if it wasn’t enough that you chose to buy a skull that is a stapler, this one looks like a souvenir that you would find from some crazy Pacific tribe who prides themselves on headhunting. If that is the image you want to project at work, then you also get a removable skull cap that reveals a storage spot for paper clips or change.
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A close relative of Pac Man, the Stap Man Stapler uses those strong jaw muscles to make your office work a breeze. If his cousin can gobble energy dots and ghosts all day, the least this one should be able to do is to shoot a piece of sharpened metal through a few sheets of paper.
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We have featured unique Koziol designed products before, but a Superman themed stapler really appeals to us in that special nerdy way.
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The next time you have to do a little stapling, roll up a newspaper and swat this dog’s nose. You may wince a bit as the upper jaw smacks down on the tongue, reminding you of the unfortunate times when you bit your own tongue.
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