Darth Vader Desk Caddy: All About Cleanliness and Heavy Breathing
It may seem counter-intuitive that one of the most destructive forces of all times is now supposed to help you keep your desk tidy. I think it shows that Darth Vader is not quite the one dimensional person we all thought he was. Everyone around you will know when you remove something from his helmet [...]
R2-D2 Tissue Holder Defends You From the Snotty Scourge
Whether it’s repairing ships, protecting queens or wiping snot from runny noses, R2-D2 has the right tools for the job.
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Santa Vader Knows Who Has Been Naughty and Nice
After dispatching the real Claus, Santa Vader rules Christmas gift giving with an iron fist. My guess is that Luke will be getting something very nasty in his stocking this year.
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The Sith Lord Makes Evil Toast
Nothing starts off your morning better than slipping a piece of bread into an evil looking, black toaster. Each piece of toast that finishes will add one more Darth Vader Helmet to the world. Stare it down and then eat it as a part of your nutritious breakfast. Defeating the Dark Lord before you even [...]
One of the Benefits of Converting to the Dark Side
From Fashionably Geek: Observe—the real power of the force.
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Darth Vader Has Been Building Death Stars For Years
Darth Vader was a kid at some point. So he wanted to make a Death Star out of snow. Is that a problem?
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Full Size Lightsaber SFX LED Torch
Finding yourself a flashlight may not be the most exciting search. Not until you find this Lightsaber with Sound Effects. Every time you turn it on it will sound just like Luke breaking out his own lightsaber. After that you have a blue LED light that is similar to a lightsaber, just with an infinitely [...]
Sith Abandon Ship Shirt: The Tie Fighter is Down
From Fashionably Geek: A rare look at the water landing evacuation procedure on Vader’s Tie Fighter. It looks like he is really enjoying that trip down the inflatable slide. You can almost hear him saying “Wheeeeeee!”
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Star Wars USB Desktop Fridge: R2-D2 Loses His Head to Keep Your Beer Cold
You have already enslaved Darth Vader on your desktop, now its time to put R2-D2 to work keeping your beer cold. Just plug his decapitated robot body into a free USB port and pop a cold one down his throat. He will keep that brew frosty while you surf the internet for more Star Wars [...]
Star Wars Election ‘08: Choose Your Path
From Fashionably Geek: Having trouble deciding who to vote for in the upcoming Presidential election? Maybe it is time to throw your support behind a candidate you can truly believe in. All of your favorite Star Wars characters are in the running and they have a full line of campaign merchandise from shirts and mousepads, [...]
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