Posts tagged as:
Halloween is going to be here before you know it, so start getting your decorations now. This Thinker statue is only different than the original in that he has lost all his skin and organs. This skeleton statue is 9.5″ high which makes it perfect for a desktop decoration. No boss should ask you to remove it based on its artistic value. Besides, you are just trying to brighten the place up with your holiday spirit.
Product Page ($29.95)
H.U.T.A as in “head up their ass?” This little desktop statuette will serve as a reminder to all who enter your office that stupidity will not be tolerated. An additional image is available after the break.
The bathroom can be a lonely place. You spend a lot time there and having anyone join you is just a little too weird. Luckily a robot doesn’t count as a person so the two of you can sit there with your pants around your ankles and a magazine in your hands. And absolutely no talking. Guys do not chat in the bathroom.
Product Page ($95.97)
Even though this statue is titled “martial artist,” Bruce Lee fans will not be fooled. The manufacturers have obviously torn a page straight out of Enter the Dragon—alhough I’m pretty sure Bruce was nowhere near 6-feet tall.
Product Page ($799)
This statue gives you a realistic depiction of what Rodin’s The Thinker would look like today if he weren’t made of some non-biodegradable material. It will also give your front porch a terrifying but art appreciating look to it. I am sure all those trick and treaters will appreciate that. Available in all bronze or white boned with a bronze base.
Product Page ($34.95)
Chances are, the high seas have never played host to a pirate like this, but now you can lay waste to history’s nasty stereotypes with this 76” tall lady pirate. She’s clean, parrotless, possesses both eyeballs and both legs, and probably sports a full set of teeth. She will also gladly accept your empty beer cans without killing you. So, if you’ve ever wondered what a Hooters waitress would have looked like in the 18th century, or if you’ve ever wanted to know what its like to objectify a woman that is totally out of your league without being laughed at, ignored, or having a tiny penis remark thrown in your face, then the standing pirate lady is for you.
Product Page ($999.99)
Yeah, I don’t think the Orkin man is going to be able to handle the situation you have going on here—unless he happens to have a shotgun in that van of his.
This giant Pterosaurs statue measures 208″ x 37″ x 106″ (approx. 17′ x 3′ x 9′ )
Product Page ($1800)
It may not be quite the same as a real dinosaur, but this 9 foot tall, 17 foot long statue is as close as you are going to get without a time machine. Go ahead—turn your garden into Jurassic Park.
Product Page ($4000—before shipping)
If you don’t mind blowing nearly $200 on glorified action figures, this Iron Man ArtFX Statue will make a nice addition to your collection. It stands at 13-inches tall and comes fitted with LEDs in the eyes, chest and palms. Plus, the attention to detail from the craftsmen at Kotobukiya is nothing if not impressive.
Product Page ($179.99—estimated to arrive in September of 2008)
Wow. Even I think this is product is over the top —and I’ve seen some shit in my day. Put it next to your beloved tickle sculpture and the neighbors will be at your doorstep with torches in no time.
Product Page (pricing available upon request)
