A Bathroom Buddy That Won’t Creep You Out
The bathroom can be a lonely place. You spend a lot time there and having anyone join you is just a little too weird. Luckily a robot doesn’t count as a person so the two of you can sit there with your pants around your ankles and a magazine in your hands. And absolutely no [...]
Bruce Lee Statue is 6 Feet of Fury
Even though this statue is titled “martial artist,” Bruce Lee fans will not be fooled. The manufacturers have obviously torn a page straight out of Enter the Dragon—alhough I’m pretty sure Bruce was nowhere near 6-feet tall.
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The Thinker - If He Were Real Flesh
This statue gives you a realistic depiction of what Rodin’s The Thinker would look like today if he weren’t made of some non-biodegradable material. It will also give your front porch a terrifying but art appreciating look to it. I am sure all those trick and treaters will appreciate that. Available in all bronze or [...]
Sexy Pirate Lady: Hooters on the High Seas
Chances are, the high seas have never played host to a pirate like this, but now you can lay waste to history’s nasty stereotypes with this 76” tall lady pirate. She’s clean, parrotless, possesses both eyeballs and both legs, and probably sports a full set of teeth. She will also gladly accept your empty beer cans without [...]
The Orkin Man is Not Equipped For a Pterosaurus Infestation
Yeah, I don’t think the Orkin man is going to be able to handle the situation you have going on here—unless he happens to have a shotgun in that van of his.
This giant Pterosaurs statue measures 208″ x 37″ x 106″ (approx. 17′ x 3′ x 9′ )
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Want Your Own Baby Brachiosaurus?
It may not be quite the same as a real dinosaur, but this 9 foot tall, 17 foot long statue is as close as you are going to get without a time machine. Go ahead—turn your garden into Jurassic Park.
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Iron Man ArtFX Statue Comes Decked Out With LEDs
If you don’t mind blowing nearly $200 on glorified action figures, this Iron Man ArtFX Statue will make a nice addition to your collection. It stands at 13-inches tall and comes fitted with LEDs in the eyes, chest and palms. Plus, the attention to detail from the craftsmen at Kotobukiya is nothing if not impressive.
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The Cat Dropping a Deuce in the Toilet Statue Can Really Bring a Room Together
Wow. Even I think this is product is over the top —and I’ve seen some shit in my day. Put it next to your beloved tickle sculpture and the neighbors will be at your doorstep with torches in no time.
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Zombie Spiderman and Mary Jane Statue
I am obviously not up on my comics since I was not even aware there was a Marvel Zombies series of comics. This statue of Spiderman and Mary Jane is based on the cover of Marvel Zombies #5. The statue shows pretty graphically how different the superheroes are in this alternate Marvel Universe. Test out [...]
