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stewie ice cube tray

Stewie-shaped ice cubes are fun anytime, but they are particularly festive during football season.

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Hang out watching TV and whenever you feel a comment is required you hit a button on the remote and these Family Guy characters will provide one. Sort of like a home version of MST 3000. You should get some humorous insight from either the paranoid ramblings of Stewie or the intelligent but sometimes drug addled Brian. Perfect for those that are stuck watching TV alone but need to comment on the silliness.

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Of all people in the world, you wouldn’t think Stewie would steer you wrong. So if he says there is a slight chance of sprinkles with a chance of doom tomorrow, he is probably right. And if he isn’t right tomorrow, he will be someday. In the meantime, this mug will hold all your liquids just fine regardless of the doom factor.

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Besides automatically blowing bubbles from his butt, this Stewie Griffin figure will say 17 phrases from the tv show. Take this gem for instance: ” You should continue to sanitize my crevasse and be grateful for the opportunity.” Now that is a useless toy worth wasting your money on. Speaking of wasting money, the Stewie Griffin football will also fit the bill nicely.

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