sticky notes

I don’t know about you, but I’m tempted to leave secret notes all around my office. I’d like to tell people anonymously how to actually use my inbox and to put their dishes in the dishwasher. I could leave those notes on boring yellow sticky notes but just think how much more effective they messages would be when written on ninjas! These sticky notes are sure to inspire fear wherever you leave them. You can make your threats be seen by using gel pens, crayons, or silver Sharpies.

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From CubicleBot: You probably don’t have a floppy drive on your computer anymore, but you can still use the disks to boost your memory thanks to these sticky note versions.

As the product page notes, users should refrain from sticking these floppy disks “into any sort of drive or orifice”.

We can’t stress that last part enough.

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murder ink sticky notes

If ever you wanted a product that says “Don’t F with me”, but still has the potential for benign hilarity, then you want some “Murder Ink” sticky notes. Sure, you may be using a bloodstained pen that you pulled out of a stack of impaled, sticky paper people, but that can turn to instant funny when you use them for reminders like: “adopt a puppy” or “pick up tickets to the ballet”. However, this could backfire and make you even more creepy. It’s really a tossup.

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Learn the traditional Japanese art of origami when you should be working thanks to these new sticky notes. There are 100 notes to a pack and each features instructions on how to transform the note into a simple origami model.

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