A Gadget Offering to the Gods
Perhaps it is time you were treated like the gadget god you are with the ‘Offering’ wall sculpture. It can hold anything from bath towels and soap to iPods and remotes.
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Darth Vader Desk Caddy: All About Cleanliness and Heavy Breathing
It may seem counter-intuitive that one of the most destructive forces of all times is now supposed to help you keep your desk tidy. I think it shows that Darth Vader is not quite the one dimensional person we all thought he was. Everyone around you will know when you remove something from his helmet [...]
The Super Bolt: 3 Hard Inches in Your Pants
The product descriptions for the super bolt and the smaller pocket bolt storage containers are so over the top they would make James Lipton blush. Apparently they believe the oversized novelty bolt will be used to hold troves of diamonds, love letters, and deeds to mansions on the Côte d’Azur. The product description asks: “Is [...]
Little Thinkers Give New Meaning to the Term “Pot Belly”
Who needs a Nobel Prize? Freud, Gandhi, and Darwin have finally achieved true greatness by obtaining the ultimate brass ring: being immortalized as little thinker pot belly figures. Each one stands 2.5″, and is handmade from crushed marble in Gloucestershire, England. The figures also have secret compartments in their bellies which the product page describes as “perfect for stashing tiny [...]
Smiley Face Pukes Up Your Plastic Bags
We already know that plastic bags are not biodegradable, but truth be told, they don’t digest well either. Take this guy for example. He’s a little dim—I mean, he eats plastic bags for crying out loud. And he pukes them up with a smile on his face. Crazy bastard.
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Boxing Glove Mobile Phone Holder Gives Scratches a Beatdown
The UFC may have boxing on the ropes, but those flimsy gloves they wear would make for terrible cellphone holders. On the other hand, these Everlast branded boxing gloves look big enough to protect your cellphone from scratches and dings.
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How Much Crap Can You Stuff Into the Center of a Tootsie Pop?
I’m not sure how much crap you can stuff into the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, but with this porcelain hinged box (and Mr. Owl perhaps) you can find out.
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Lover Delights Towel Box For Your Spankin’ Tissues
When its just you, your computer, a jar of Vaseline and a box of Kleenex—it is time to bust out Lover Delights Towel Box Skin Set. Just insert the box into one of the lover’s “beds” and get busy.
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L’il Suckers Keep Your Beer Secure While You Drive
Whether your drinkin’ on the road or on the water, the L’il Sucker will keep your beverage secure (and cold) thanks to a suction cup base that will stick just about anywhere. Naturally, these are intended for non-alcoholic beverages when used in a vehicle, but there is probably more than one drunk out there that [...]
Are You Wiping Your Ass With Glue?
With these Tube Tissue Dispensers, it only seems like you are insane enough to wipe your ass with glue or toothpaste. Just open up the velcro flap in the back of each tube and slip in a roll.
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