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The small amount of storage this little box gives you is not its chief selling point. Its comments that provide positive reinforcement every time it is opened is its real forte. It can be tough to convince yourself of just how wonderful you are, but it is a lot easier if it is coming from a third party. Even if that third party happens to be a box.
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If you have a ton of bookshelves in your house whose only purpose seems to be to gather dust, the Booxstore will turn it into valuable storage space while making it look like you actually read.
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Never before has there been an individual cupcake holder that looked just as good as what it holds inside it. For those times when you don’t want to bring enough delicious food for everyone, bring just a single cupcake that you can enjoy on lunch break. The only downside is that while it does a fine job of protecting that single cupcake, it does absolutely nothing to disguise it’s contents. That could seriously tempt anyone who sees it, making your case nothing more than a thief magnet.
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That’s right, weaning yourself off porn magazines has been a grueling road, and no doubt this magazine holder has provided more than its fair share of frustration as you tried in vain to take a dump and unlock the latest issue of “Screw” from the confusing maze of polished steel; but look at all you’ve accomplished! You have more patience, and you can accurately drop a deuce with only one cheek on the bowl. Bravo!
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After decades of keeping your valuables in a shoebox rather than, say, a safe, someone has latched onto this age old storage device and decided to capitalize on it by adding some special features such as folders, an integral ring binder, and space for CDs, memory sticks, credit cards, foreign currency, keys and anything else you decide is worthy of shoebox level security. But let’s be honest, the only thing that would make stealing this any easier is if you write “thief care package” on it and leave it gift wrapped in your driveway surrounded by getaway cars and stacks of cash.
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Are they rocking 1GB-pack? A 2GB-pack maybe? There is no way they have a full 6GB-pack for $30 apiece, but Rocky, Clubber and Apollo are definitely working on it. Much like the USB humping dogs and bunnies, these guys will go to town when plugged into a USB port. Clubber and Apollo are pictured after the break.
Even if it looks like a horse’s ass, a candy jar that offers junk food from five glass containers will still be the most attractive thing in your kitchen. Throw in the “Price is Right” game show spinning feature and your defenses are useless.
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This little device is a bottle opener, vegetable peeler and small storage case all-in-one. And, for some reason, it is shaped like a basketball.
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Hands full? How about sticking something on the wall with a giant suction cup foot? Yeah, that makes total sense. A demonstration of the foot’s mighty suction power is available after the break.
Use the mighty jaws on this ugly ass, cape wearing, saxophone playing cat to hold things like keys, toothbrushes or notes.
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