You finally hit the magical 18, and with that rite of passage, you’ve earned a flash drive with 2GB of storage space for your strictly “over 18″ business. You know… a place to store your selective service records, voter registration, and marriage certificate.
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Holy crap is that…BEER! I can’t believe they let us get this close to it! Indeed, even a Heineken seems awesome when magnets are floating it inside a rotating display case with with LEDs.
As if it wasn’t enough that you chose to buy a skull that is a stapler, this one looks like a souvenir that you would find from some crazy Pacific tribe who prides themselves on headhunting. If that is the image you want to project at work, then you also get a removable skull cap that reveals a storage spot for paper clips or change.
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If you take your bathroom time seriously, you need to take a look at the not-so-high tech Crapmaster 3000. It has room for 3 rolls of toilet paper, plenty of magazine storage space and a shelf for your ashtray and beer. It has everything you need to survive the morning after an epic visit to Golden Corral.
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In a moment of sheer brilliance, or by staring at a pile of kindling, someone realized that all this time chairs were missing out on their true calling, which is to be miniaturized, thrown into a pile and fused together. Why? Because it would make a great place to hang things, like jewelry for starters. My guess is that if you bling up this 8″w, 13.5″h iron stack of chairs to look like a modern art Christmas tree, most women will be so busy saying “He went to Jared!” That they won’t even notice your unique presentation.
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Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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If you want to bring good food or drinks into your office and not have them stolen then this Fridge Locker is what you need. Just set it in your office refrigerator, lock it up and your thieving bastards of co-workers will have to find their own goodies. Its portability is both a blessing and a curse: it allows you to use it at home to keep your last beer safe, but it also means that while people cannot steal what is inside the locker, they can steal the whole damn thing and spend their time breaking in.
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The small amount of storage this little box gives you is not its chief selling point. Its comments that provide positive reinforcement every time it is opened is its real forte. It can be tough to convince yourself of just how wonderful you are, but it is a lot easier if it is coming from a third party. Even if that third party happens to be a box.
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If you have a ton of bookshelves in your house whose only purpose seems to be to gather dust, the Booxstore will turn it into valuable storage space while making it look like you actually read.
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Never before has there been an individual cupcake holder that looked just as good as what it holds inside it. For those times when you don’t want to bring enough delicious food for everyone, bring just a single cupcake that you can enjoy on lunch break. The only downside is that while it does a fine job of protecting that single cupcake, it does absolutely nothing to disguise it’s contents. That could seriously tempt anyone who sees it, making your case nothing more than a thief magnet.
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