
From Fashionably Geek: I’m not sure if this t-shirt was inspired by the burlesque dancer Courtney Cruz—who caused quite a stir (in our pants) with her sexy Stormtrooper show several months back, but anything involving strippers in Star Wars costumes is sure to attract our attention.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear as though this shirt is actually available for sale. I would expect that to change sooner rather than later—and when it does try to avoid cutting out the figure to play dress up.
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From That’s Nerdalicious! There are some awesome products coming out of Star Wars Celebration V this year, and this Stormtrooper insulated thermos is definitely a testament to that.
However, if beer is your drink, there’s also a Hoth Brewing Company mug. Both items are exclusive to the Star Wars Shop and will ship on August 30th.
Product Page: Thermos ($25) Mug ($13)
Our good friend the Geek Girl Diva just turned us on to something truly awesome—a Jon Stewart Stromtrooper figure created especially for his appearance at the Star Wars Celebration V convention. The lucky bastard even got the one-off figure presented to him by none other than George Lucas himself.
As you will see after the break, it even comes with goatee and non-goatee interchangeable heads with Kung-Fu eyebrow lift!
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Want to nerd up your ride in a cheap and easy way? If you happen to have a car with a hood ornament, you can replace it with something like this Stormtrooper head.
Flickr user Agent RayBans explains that he used the head of this McDonalds Stormtrooper bobblehead as the foundation for the ornament. If you can get your hands on one, or something like it, check out Geeks are Sexy to find out how he affixed it to his Park Avenue.
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These mice look almost as cool as the actual Star Wars characters, but they can act with props that are 1/10 the size of what was required for the human characters. Get a few and make your own bizarre parody. Check out the Ewok, Stormtrooper and R2 D2 mice after the break.
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When you’ve had as many setbacks as the dark side, there’s simply no room for a “don’t ask don’t tell” policy.
Product Page: ($27-30)